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[challenge entry] Blue Peters
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Ed the Duck went QUACKERS in the broom cupboard.
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(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I sw him on Masterchef last night bless him. His pudding was awesome. Ooh er missus etc.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# That slag will win.
Never cooked in an oven my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I thought this, too.
Either that or they receive shit loads of help for the programme.

And she's got a MASSIVE gob.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# All the better to eat with my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Apparently they don't recieve help.
As Michael Buerks article in last weeks RadioTimes demonstrated. Winger.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I can do an impression of him.

"Hello, I'm Michael Buerk." (Said in the style of Michael Buerk.)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Bet you can cook better.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# best laugh of the week
when the blokes poncy sauce was too thin..
"shove it up yer fucking arse"!
classic!
he spoilt it a bit by coming back though.soft lad.
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Needs more Wilson the Butler.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Does anyone remember Edd before he had the Mohawk?
Some kids mum knitted the mohawk for him and sent it in. Originally he was just a bog standard duck.

/nostalgia blog
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Have you
just added that to Wikipedia, too?

EDIT: This was my 5,000th post.

(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# heh no :)
It's just something that stuck in my head from when I was a nipper.

Same as Gordon the gophers biker jacket and Philip Schofield singing along to the Ulysses 31 theme tune :D
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# COUNCELLOR TO AISLE 6, PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Gratulations!
I'm only a handful away from my 5k. Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Wooo!!!
Congaties :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Needs more Edd ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# TOAP LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Breaking the law...well, the rules actually.
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)