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# I was a victim of this myself
Was held hostage by a young Christian recruiter...within 10 minutes we were arguing about if there was indeed a God or not and I was winning, the poor girl :p

Woo to this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Yes!
Reminds me of the opening scene of Dogma :)

I always love taking those people to task - particularly when they're flogging stuff that I know waaaaaaay more than them about.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I remember....
When my other half opened the door to a jehovahs witness, and being somewhat stoned at the time thought they were saying that you can come back as a zombie if you believe in god, but dont get into heaven.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You were winning?
How did you manage that? They're ever so stubborn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# She was asking very odd questions about
if I have felt Jesus? Nope sorry.
But I have. Well, good for you love.
What would you feel if you died and met God? Crap, I'm dead.
How would you feel knowing that you lived your live and not supported our Lord? I'm sure he'd be fine about it. Actually, how would you feel if you died and Vishnu was waiting for you, that would kick you in the nuts a bit (if you had one). What if there is no god; your live was spent chasing a fixation of faith. Etc etc, poor cow didn't have much of a chance with me, I mean I had already sacrificed a goat and drank it's blood in the morning, I was on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# literally AND metaphorically
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# and now for something slightly different
there were christians trying to give people pamphlets (had megaphones and everything). one paedoish fella got determined to try and give me a leaflet. best thing to do in that situation is shout that you're jewish.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I give one of my postcards to every chugger who stops me..


The last one said she was a charity hugger, not a charity mugger.
I passed on the implied offer.

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I love the flyer guys
'you want to go to this gig tonight'
'I am going to that gig tonight'
'yeah, but you've got to come'

'O_O'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# "if you have this flyer it's a pound off!"
"I'm a member, it's £3 off"
"but a pound!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# excellent :)
*prints off 20*

*patrolls city centre looking for clipboarders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)