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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# pffft
SURVEY ASSAULTS ON THE INCREASE

God I fucking hate most of the media in this country, their primary motivation is to keep people scared and voting Conservative.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# If you're scared you'll buy more newspapers.
Which will, in turn, scare you more.
It's a deadly cycle that ends up with you buried in a small mountain of papers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# haha
holed up in your house with a loaded shotgun, waiting with trembling hands for today's copy of the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# STOP THIS SICK FILTH NOW!
sorry, is it the immigrants or the peedos that are to blame? Where's a Daily Mail survey when you need one...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Is knife crime:
A) good
B) bad and caused by immigration.
You decide.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# 'B'
and peedos
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# And the gypos, and Gordon
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# it'd be like that advert for that stabbing program on channel 4
"oi rood boi! what's your favourite revel?"
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I was a victim of this myself
Was held hostage by a young Christian recruiter...within 10 minutes we were arguing about if there was indeed a God or not and I was winning, the poor girl :p

Woo to this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Yes!
Reminds me of the opening scene of Dogma :)

I always love taking those people to task - particularly when they're flogging stuff that I know waaaaaaay more than them about.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I remember....
When my other half opened the door to a jehovahs witness, and being somewhat stoned at the time thought they were saying that you can come back as a zombie if you believe in god, but dont get into heaven.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You were winning?
How did you manage that? They're ever so stubborn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# She was asking very odd questions about
if I have felt Jesus? Nope sorry.
But I have. Well, good for you love.
What would you feel if you died and met God? Crap, I'm dead.
How would you feel knowing that you lived your live and not supported our Lord? I'm sure he'd be fine about it. Actually, how would you feel if you died and Vishnu was waiting for you, that would kick you in the nuts a bit (if you had one). What if there is no god; your live was spent chasing a fixation of faith. Etc etc, poor cow didn't have much of a chance with me, I mean I had already sacrificed a goat and drank it's blood in the morning, I was on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# literally AND metaphorically
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# and now for something slightly different
there were christians trying to give people pamphlets (had megaphones and everything). one paedoish fella got determined to try and give me a leaflet. best thing to do in that situation is shout that you're jewish.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I give one of my postcards to every chugger who stops me..


The last one said she was a charity hugger, not a charity mugger.
I passed on the implied offer.

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I love the flyer guys
'you want to go to this gig tonight'
'I am going to that gig tonight'
'yeah, but you've got to come'

'O_O'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# "if you have this flyer it's a pound off!"
"I'm a member, it's £3 off"
"but a pound!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# excellent :)
*prints off 20*

*patrolls city centre looking for clipboarders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Excellent!
TJ does anyone know why there isn't a popular page for QOTW? It always fills up so damn quick there's rarely any point in sifting through it all looking for the rare gems, and I'm sure the newsletter misses out on some good stuff by only featuring 3 of them. Have put this on the bugs and features, but maybe there's something I'm missing...?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# The reason being
people would abuse the voting system for the best of the week and get shit posts voted popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I did think that
but shirley that applies anywhere. There would be enough random lurkers voting on stuff to balance out against cliquey stuff like that wouldn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# After the question has closed, the first page will be the most popular ones.
But I don't think they can be sorted before that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Aha I see that is the case...
be nice to be able to do it for a live question though.

Useful tip though - ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Isn't the first link the popular one?
I mean, the url without the /page* part is the popular page, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# isn't it the "recent" page for unfinished QOTWs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah open QOTWs it goes to the most recent
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Probably, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# It says "best" on each qotw
but I get what you're talking about.

I think QOTW would work a lot better if talk worked properly. Fuck this off-topic bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)