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# breaking news:
The girl who sits next to me just popped down to the site canteen to get a bacon roll (perks of pregnancy, apparently) and overheard the following exchange:

'You see that pier burned down on the news?'
'yeah.'
'That'll be them niggers again.'

Hurray for idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Well, they do shoot out jets of fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# and plot against us with their jewish wranglers, of course.
:(

It's be more understandable if I worked in a home for socially retarded nincompoops, but I work on a science park :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# THE BLOODY JEWS
worse than the darkies, towelheads, nips, spics and chinks combined. *covers face* big nosed bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# yes
If it weren't for my dark hair and eyes, jewish nose, circumcised willy and functioning brain I'd join the BNP right now and help keep christian Britain white and English-speaking, like Jesus and saint George.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm one of those silly blonde ones.
They did a reconstruction of Jesus' face based on the Turin shroud and some other stuff- he looked like Alexei Sayle.

This pleases me greatly, I wonder if he went around offering people kebabs.

Edit: also, I'd join Veritas if it weren't for all of the policies and the words. I think IVV needs to take it over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# But the guy on the Turin Shroud wasn't Jesus
it was Jaques de Molay.

Science FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Those Kerrrrrrrrraaaazzzzy Templars
Was there nothing they wouldn't do?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Was it indeed?
Oh, poo. So Jesus didn't look like Alexei Sayle then? Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Science parks sound fun.
Does it have rollercoasters and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# it has the daily
and never-ending rollercoaster that is SCIENCE!TM
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hurray!
I do science in a hospital, but today the lab has been a bit flooded so I'm writing up from home.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# WHO NEEDS ROLLERCOASTERS WHEN YOU HAVE
SCIENCE TM?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hmm
I am picturing some sort of cross between a newton's cradle and pirate ship ride (Please feel free to shop this if you have the talent!)
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Arsoniggers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)