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Super-robot with a funny nose saying cockney rhyming slang for world peace, now sadly extinct on the cutting room floor.
Wow, I have reached new heights in boredom...
From the Robots! challenge. See all 410 entries (closed)
(, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 20:32, archived)
Warning... huge rant aheadHe is replaced by an icon that once did an honest advert once for a hat of the future shaped like a horse and made by pets when noone is watching. The hat will make you late for work, but that won't matter because a doctor who monster will come from your garden to get revenge on your boss if you are fired. There was a government warning about it, in the commercial break in the middle of 'The ostrich show', whose tapes are now kept in storage. People tried to find out where the ostrich was now, but they misheard the instructions and ended up wearing a cow, which led to the end of the world (quite an important moment in history). That was before. After, people decided to live in a 'safety first' way, so they banned toys not safe for children, and bad movies went straight to video, especially movies about ungodly love children of household implements of doom and holidays from hell. If they are released in cinemas, we will get the 5th emergency service to stop them (although we're not sure how it works) and make them work in prison labour to make the 8th wonder of the world- a cute image. That was how we won the war, well, that and reruns of 'the all-new adventures of the executive toy', a show involving hate figures doing nice things. I wonder where they are now... oh yes, they entered for the turner prize with a Golden Jubilee picture, which David Blaine lived in for his new stunt. He kept his sanity by watching musicals about Bill Gates and Ronald Mcdonald. That must be the worst job in the world. But it prepared David for when the imaginary friends attacked. Even though he saved the world, he eventually got put in the blender for easter. It was on T-shirts. On the back was a picture of what hell looked like, which was CDs that never sell being played to animals in a b3ta zoo, which was an olympic sport at the time, and accesories for this sport are on sale in the b3ta catalog, which can be ordered through sites that haven't been made but should be. The adresses are in the b3ta magazine, along with articles of the eyes of Paul Daniels as a baby. He looks remarkably like the queen, or maybe Jesus. This fact was first put on the Ananova site, which was then run by finger crabs and kittens, and owned by harold shipman. not to mention designed by Laurence Llewwlyn-Bowen, who was friends with Ali-G, who looks like a frog. Frogs like to colour in lizards so they look like echidnas.
Wow... i didn't know it was possible to be this bored...
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Fri 28 Feb 2003, 21:30,
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Wow... i didn't know it was possible to be this bored...
Frontpage that!The frontpage needs more posts with "Huh?" value.
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Fri 28 Feb 2003, 20:41,
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