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Wotcher duderino

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

You know that £16k job in Ayelsbury....

I might be interested after all... even with the commute.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

Well yes, but it's £14K

and you're too late. Sorry matey, I was forced to hire a twat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

today I am resigning

I must be nuts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

You must be, your job sounds nicer than mine

can I do it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

What are you resigning from and do they pay you before your bills come out?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

Fuck.

Any other positions going?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

If there were

first dibs'd probably go to my partner, who lost his job yesterday (company was liquidated)

That's so selfish, sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

More than understandable...

I've no idea what state my company is in, but we've had bailiff round a couple of weeks ago, and now we've not been paid.

If there's TWO jobs going, you know where I am.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

Sounds like yours is going the same way

get thyself to Tesco.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

But... but... I've got TALENT!

WHY CAN NO-ONE SEE THIS?

*thinks*

yeah, alright, Tesco it is...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

So's he

but money's money, innit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

This is true...

Kind of scuppers any plans I may have been making with Lady and Mini Doom though...

*attempts to quell rising fury with cream cake*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Always the way, mate.

Just so you know, my dad was made redundant when the interest rates were 15%. My mum somehow managed on her own salary, which was £40 per month less than the mortgage, after tax.

Everything will be alright.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'm sure we'll be alright...

It's convincing Lady Doom of that that's the problem...

Still, 50% b3ta, 50% job apps for the rest of the day.... I'm sure I'll get something...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

zomgs

I'm pretty fed up with mine too. want to form a creative marketing consultancy anyone?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

We've been over this already...

Let's do it.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

heh

we need clients too

"IDEAS get yr fresh ideas here, copy written, images created, brands enhanced; two pahnd a pahnd"

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

*shoves manwife at Saccharine*

He's a designer, he knows print like the back of his hand and he'll work his arse off.

Unlike me, who thinks she's a designer, can barely spell print and will work only for incentives like cups of coffee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Excellent, so I've got audio and video, Cap'n Manwife has got design and print, Saccharine has everything else...

let's rock.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

What do I do?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

You are chief punishment officer.

If anyone steps out of line, BLAM!

I think 25% each profit share should do nicely, and all the coffee we can drink.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

secretary?

*braces for severe beating

Whatever you think you'd be good at, Bags i client-side lead generation, communiations, copywriting and idea farming.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

I would make a good secretary

I'm an administrative GENIUS.

Who's qualified in customer services, which is a giggle as people don't think you can get qualifications in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

i am not an admin/details person

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

No, everyone else

gets to do the exciting stuff and muggins is stuck making it so you can do it legally and to a specified format/schedule.

Hmph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

This is perfect...

audio visual, design and print, admin and customer service AND sales type lead generating...

If it helps, I know a web genius graphic designer and a computer geek capable of impressive tech trickery as well...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

I hate good ideas

that i haven't got the balls to follow through on.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

I wouldn't normally have the balls either...

but I'm feeling quite inspired at the mo.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

haha

that's a full team.

That'd be hillarious.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

Like a dream come true, you mean

working with three people I know I like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)