b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8617321 (Thread)

# I'm already in bed, fast asleep.
It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I'm off to try and jam it up Mrs Bingo's sleepy dunghatch.
If she wakes up I'll say "It was the cat".

The cat's a lady though. D'ye think it'll work?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Try the ole:
RECIEVE MY PENIS WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)
# That worked a treat!
I've now got a new bed.
I believe you humans call it a pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
# that deserves a cat...get him domo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 4:03, archived)