I wouldn't go lookin under her mattress if I was you...
actually, I watched an episode of one of them fly-on-the-wall docus of guys cleaning up after an aulde lass had died in her sleep and not been discovered for days, and they said 'The amount of folks who keep their savings under the mattress and then die on it, don't do it folks, it might hide it from the tax man and keep it safe from burglars, but after you die, your next of kin ain't gonna want your little nest egg!'
Ick...
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:22,
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Ick...