Oh fucks sake, I've got a dentist appointment in the morningAnd I'll just be laughing the entire time now
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:21,
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And your dentist will ask you what you're laughing aboutAnd you'll say, oh it's nothing
But the dentist will sort of grip the drill and look at you very seriously and say, no, really, I really want to know what you're laughing about.
And then you'll start trying to explain about b3ta and freebase and IT WON'T BE FUNNY SO THE DENTIST WON'T BELIEVE YOU
And the dentist will just kind of interrupt you and say, all right, never mind, if you don't want to tell me what you're really laughing about then fine, let's get on with your Oral Surgery. NOW SIT BACK AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
(But the dentist will sort of grip the drill and look at you very seriously and say, no, really, I really want to know what you're laughing about.
And then you'll start trying to explain about b3ta and freebase and IT WON'T BE FUNNY SO THE DENTIST WON'T BELIEVE YOU
And the dentist will just kind of interrupt you and say, all right, never mind, if you don't want to tell me what you're really laughing about then fine, let's get on with your Oral Surgery. NOW SIT BACK AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:26,
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They'll probably just say I BET YOU'RE LAUGHING ABOUT THAT FREEBASE DENTISTRY PICTURE FROM B3TA LAST NIGHT MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:28,
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Hahaha, followed by a technical correction --"Of course you realize that's not the correct way to hold a Simpsons High Pressure Water Descaler, right?"
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:33,
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Haha"You know, it's actually highly unsafe to perform that kind of dentistry on a rowing machine"
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35,
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explaining b3ta and shopping images is always a bad ideayou nearly always get that "is he on drugs?" look from the other person
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:30,
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I find if it ever comes up in conversation then screaming and dribbling tends to explain it pretty well.
Ttssattsr,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:34,
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I HATEhow dentists ask you questions like 'So how are you?' or 'Are you having anice summer?' AND YOU CAN'T ANSWER BECAUSE THEIR HANDS ARE IN YOUR MOUTH. I just go 'uhn uhnuhn uuuhn uhn' and make funny noises. Not like they can tell the difference. They always go 'Oh that's nice' and smile patronisingly.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:34,
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I just don't like it when they spit in your open mouth.OH WAIT... The dentist? Nevermind.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35,
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