novelty bottle opener, probably with some popular cartoon character's recorded voice speaking witticisms each and every time you use it/kind of crap i end up with
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47,
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Wow!I could place it in the prime position in my trophy cabinet, which is filled with similar wonderful items. They'll be worth a fortune in fifty years from now.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49,
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in fifty years i'll be deadbungee jumping from the space shuttle on my 78th bithday. i hit an eagle on the way down.
i read it in a fortune cookie.
(i read it in a fortune cookie.
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52,
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Gah!Such a vague description of your future. These fortune cookies are a con! Where's all the details, such as: the name of the space shuttle, the type of eagle, the altitude of impact and so on.
A con I tell you. A con!
(A con I tell you. A con!
wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:54,
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