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# By 'eck luv!

Slightly NSFW, but I'll cover his face up if you wish...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# bllllcccchhh
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgfffgghh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ^ What she said

* Would have been funnier if the head was "Eddie the Eagle"

* Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Holy shuddering fudge!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# happy b3taday Mr Dot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Ta Mr Nibus.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# merry candle day
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Cheers.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# happy b3taday!
innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# 4 years!!
old innit

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *pats head*

Yes, quite old
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You are responsible for the millions of dead trees!
" Dutch elm disease, which has so far attacked more than three million trees in Britain, is spreading, according to Forestry Commission officials."

ARE YOU HAPPY!? click on the candle for de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I know!!! I clicked!
All that death!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Don't feel too bad
It's my actual birthday tomorrow and on that day in 1945(ish) the Hiroshima bomb was dropped.

Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Happy b3taday Stan! :)
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# happy b3taday dude!
4 years eh? kewl
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Today is my birthday.

Imagine that you knew me in person. Which present would you buy for me?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# a 1/4 of wheel of oxford blue and a reasonably priced port
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Tawny port?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# sure, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# an old first edition book about somebody who shares your name (name must be in the title)
I've pulled this trick a few times. Sophy of Kravonia was a good one, because nobody spells the name like my best mate apart from her and that book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd want to read a book with my name in the title.

It'd likely be crap.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# She quite enjoyed hers
but fine, shun my presents.

Edit: your name is Budgie the Little Helicopter AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Some would say it's the thought that counts.


I am not one of those people. Except any present from you would be smashing, and this is a scientific fact. SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Nah, bollocks to you
I'll make you a roast dinner. Happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yums!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
#
You can have a roast dinner and watch the Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# A birthday treat worthy of the monarchy!!
Which version of the Thing?

or both versions?!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Oh I don't bloody know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# John Carpenters version, of course. (one of the few remakes in the world that actually betters the orignal)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# is there another one before that then?
That's the one I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# yup - "The Thing From Another World"
50's B movie, however, JCs The Thing is a bit closer to the original short story "Who Goes There?" I believe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ello lass
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Hello duderino
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# how do?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Billious.
*rubs tumbly*

Vous?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# dozy and not in a mood to work
but fat cat has now made it's self very much at home which is good
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay I'm so pleased for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# she snores which is amusing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :D the best cats always do.
And dribble when they're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# she does
and she has little pink paws.

Because she's quite young she also plays about a bit, grabbed my hand with her paws and nommed my little finger yesterday which was cute.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I am extremely jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# rescue a disablist house cat
i give them 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I shall mention it to the wife
when we've sorted out the whole 'aaaaah redundancy' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# put the cat to work too
get it a little plough or something, they should contribute really.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# awwww catplough
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I am sitting but two chairs away from my friend Sophy.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# RAF Dishforth 1978 commemorative plate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# novelty bottle opener, probably with some popular cartoon character's recorded voice speaking witticisms each and every time you use it
/kind of crap i end up with
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wow!
I could place it in the prime position in my trophy cabinet, which is filled with similar wonderful items. They'll be worth a fortune in fifty years from now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# in fifty years i'll be dead
bungee jumping from the space shuttle on my 78th bithday. i hit an eagle on the way down.

i read it in a fortune cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Gah!
Such a vague description of your future. These fortune cookies are a con! Where's all the details, such as: the name of the space shuttle, the type of eagle, the altitude of impact and so on.

A con I tell you. A con!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I'd bake you four different kinds of cake
Cheesecake
Victoria sponge
Battenburg
and cow
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Beefy sweetnesses!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# there's only one sort of cake I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# razorwire cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# stomachache
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I might have to beat you up now.
I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# it's the uncertainty that does it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I may also sell you to Latvians.
This is another thing I am not entirely sure of. Can you lift a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yes, yes I can
I know because I have done that very thing in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Right, get your passport.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# it's a made up drug
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Do you like beans?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Delicious beans or dreadful beans?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Delicious beans!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8623363
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
you're a punning machine, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# oh good god, that is too scary....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha, jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# You uh...
... got a spare bag by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)