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# to be perfectly honest
the damp patch is on my side and Im just letting my hot man-milk cool before taking to bed again. :)

we went bowling. it was ace. first we had dinner in a hungarian resataurant. they are very keen on pickled things dont you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:09, archived)
# indeed
my brother and his wife live in budapest - very heavy food - where, pray tell, is the restaurant?

LOL @ hot man milk
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:11, archived)
# just on the high street
in east finchley, its called the old europeans. funny that it was staffed by swarthy serving wenches eh? I was expecting david lynch style old guys in there telling me the owls arent what they seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:12, archived)
# rofl
you need armenian cab drivers for that...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:14, archived)
# luckily I
can honestly say that I dont need armenian cab drivers at all. for anything. apart from those occasions when I need to feel good about myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:17, archived)
# they are useful
when you are trying to get home from sainsburys!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:18, archived)
# I'v just had a wank in bed
and had to get up for the same reason.

Damn it all to hell!

lo mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I hate using condoms
you see!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:13, archived)
# hee hee,
where I come from we call that a posh wank. alright son, long time no harassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:14, archived)
# hehe aye!
and a "zuffle" is where you wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex in a a posh birds house!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:15, archived)
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now that! I will remember forever. once, because he was a lazy and slightly off kilter fellow, a guy I knew took a girl to his place and after getting her kit off doscovered she was on the rag. So, in the bathroom, there was a kind of loose board, on the side of the bath? instead of flushing it down the loo or whatever, he thought he'd stash it there till the morning...Of course he forgot it was there, and as the weeks progressed, obviously the stench increased. For months that aprtment smelled like someone had died there. awful, just awful... but pretty funny too. he's dead now though. Strange story too, but thats for another time.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:20, archived)
# fucknutter
this thread is going rapidly into oblivion...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:22, archived)
# he lies
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:14, archived)
# not on the
damp patch I dont
*edit - making this bit bigger*
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooge
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:15, archived)
# weeee
it sticks out like a witches nipple!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:19, archived)