I once tried to chat up a girl whose surname was McVitieI made amusing allusions to biscuits and then discovered she was actually the McVitie biscuit heiress.
Suffice to say, what I did with the hobnob was a novel experience for her, but she didn't press charges.
(Suffice to say, what I did with the hobnob was a novel experience for her, but she didn't press charges.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:18,
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You should have married her, inherited the businessand provided free biscuits to b3ta.
You selfish sod.
(You selfish sod.
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:22,
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I'm not sure she'd have accepted my proposalwhat with the biscuit-based raping and that.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:24,
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Jammy fingers?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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