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# I am always annoyed that these scumbags get more sex than me.
Then again I just have to look at my cousin and his two kids, his part time job in McDonalds, his council bungalow and I don't feel so bad. He's younger than me too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Bungalow!
Feck me, that's a bit upmarket for a chav innit?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# technically, because he's an aussie, he's a bogan, ay?
the houso (aussie for council bungalow/flats etc) are typically sortof largish blocks of land with lots of tiny 2 bedroom houses on them. I dunno he might be in a flat, I'm not sure. He's in Perth which is far away from me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# be a scumbag for a while
it doesn't hurt anyone

plus you get too have sex ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I have unkempt hair and beard
I dress out of a rag bucket and swear a lot. What more can I do?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# with?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# erm, chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# oh
the only alternative is to read a book about the history of concrete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# CONCRETE IS GOOD. IT'S POROUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# thank you all
very very much
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# WE'RE ONLY PLAYING :(
It's not like you keep your ladies issues to yourself at all.

POOF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# im not a poof.
IM NOOOOOOOOT!!!!
*sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# don't worry.
have you seen some of the skanky ho's these pikey shits sleep with? just beause every single one of your mates has banged a bird, it doesn't mean that you should, too. you're just waiting for a nice girl, someone worthy of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:19, archived)
# not many have
out of the 3 friends I have only one has.
So we eliminate the catholic and the muslim....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:51, archived)
# pff!
i see it round here all the time. you just know these stupid slags are going to have about 6 kids with no dads in sight by their mid-20's.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:58, archived)