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# ALRIGHT, CUNTS. I'M OFF FOR ANOTHER WEEK FOR CRICKETINGS.

Try not to miss me too much
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# have fun!
try to hit at least one person in the bollocks with a cricket ball, just for me, please!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I'm not sure if I'd like to be involved in that fantasy
getting hit in the spuds with a cricket ball hurts. even with a box.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:52, archived)
# heh
i'm just tired and in a slightly vindictive mood ;)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)
# feel free to fantase about fondling them
i find it very relaxing
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)
# so do i.
fondling them, that is. fantasising doesn't relax me, quite the reverse, in fact.

EDIT: that's it, i can't stay awake anymore. g'night all!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:07, archived)
# so i don't suppose you want me to fondle them and tell you what it's like
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Drives for a six!
Have a good one :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)
# sod off painpapple. it's a well known fact english can't play cricket
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Well duh, but on very fucking rare occasions we can do well.
Either that or the other team falls asleep.

Both are equally likely.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:57, archived)
# No, but we're right good at that Football lark!
...wait.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Fuck you brain twin I hate Cricket!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:19, archived)
# byebye.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)