Mr Jandrum will make no comment regarding this matter.
Nor will he elarobate further.
These events are a matter between him and the banana and anything else is pure speculation.
Sincerely,
J. Bumbling-Smythe Q.C. U.T.L.A.
(
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 21:14,
archived)