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# i did a dyson.
I blame what ever harry enfield thing Kevin the teenager was on as i saw him do it on that then went for a try.

I tried again a few years later out of a combination of boredom and reverie my penis no longer fit. I felt proud because i was turning towards mandom. I felt ashamed as i was turning towards mandom and was atempting to vaccuum my cock.

saying that if i could get some form of sponge lined contraption I'd probably try again now.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# hahah
:)

meat-lined, be more ambitious.

*high-fives*


*washes hands*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)