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# of course, i do understand that.
but i still get in these moods a lot, when some ignorant simpleton breaks 48 rules of the standard social contract and then becomes loud and rude when gently told that s/he is being a problem. these are the people who i suspect are being beheaded, not the ones who are just mild pains in the ass.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:30, archived)
# oh yeah I see that every day.
although I don't normally carry a machete.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)
# i always carry a knife.
a few years ago i was stopped by the cops and they asked if i had any weapons. "just a knife," i said. they asked why and i told them i'd carried a jacknife every day since i was a little kid. i don't think they got it, but a swiss army knife is tough to kill people.

thankfully i'm a determined person.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:39, archived)
# same here, but mine's only got a blade length of a couple of inches.
I'm sure there's a length gag waiting to be done...
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:44, archived)