Presumably it works in the same way that the positions of balls of molten gas 30 thousand lightyears away make you a bit moody.
And somehow do it by negating the speed of light.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:23,
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I'd appreciatiate astrology
if at any point it said this.
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arrangedletters,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:32,
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