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# It appears that CERN have started to fuck everything up by propogating a couple of large black holes in the entertainment industry...


RIP Bernie & Isaac
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
#
hahaha fuck thats good


so was anyone else disappointed there was no resonance cascade?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# yet
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# my money's still on December 21, 2012 :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# go team mayan calander!
people have said nostrodamus predicted it as well.. but I'm pretty much sure when ever an end of a world scare is mentioned it's always said nostrodamus predicted it..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# It never pays to be precise in prophecy
Always leave a bit of wiggleroom in the interpretation.
I predict :
"The Great One from across the sea shall declare war upon the Pretender, blood shall flow like the Nile, widows shall weep and the skies shall darken."

I also predict lottery numbers for a fee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I still don't get the Mayan Calendar theory
Just because their maths worked out a calendar good for a few thousand years doesn't mean end of calendar = end of world.
My wall calendar ends at the end of this year and is as good a predictor for end of the world as anything.
Edit : Wiki knows everything
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Presumably it works in the same way that the positions of balls of molten gas 30 thousand lightyears away make you a bit moody.
And somehow do it by negating the speed of light.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I blame uranus
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I'd appreciatiate astrology
if at any point it said this.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I just think it would be so fucking sweet if the nailed it bang on.
Dec21st, 2012 at 11.11 GMT
you got to admit it's a cocky prediction :D

then again maybe that's why all the aztecs fucked off, bad gambling debts


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Yeah
They're so full of mystic wisdom and awesomeness and can predict end of the world, but they couldn't predict the collapse of their civilisation and the decimation of their race by invaders?
I'm still waiting for this Age of Aquarius to kick in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# haa
I am so goingto refer to diahorrea as a resonance cascade fromnow on.

thank you science for providing comical euphamisms.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Science? SCIENCE?
That is clearly a phrase from the Star Trek school of random words strung together.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# well that still be a science
of sorts.

it says so here on my lexicoscilloscope.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Hmmm, there's something wrong with the water optimiser!
It seems that the pickle element is broken.

I must find a suitable replacement before the water table becomes infected with wonky hydrogen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# try the scorpion flangegate riser.
I here it quantiscential fluctupations gibblesect at tauteralian angles. which could be high beneficial in these circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# They're just getting it to operational temp (1.9K). I believe they start flinging Protons around in October.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# haha, they're dead.
'entertaining' is a relative term.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# was Bernie Mac "funny"?
cos I don't ever remember laughing at him
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# apart from when he died.
/going to hell blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# His Weed Smoking Preacher
in friday raised a chuckle I think.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ^ drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church....we call the sinny sin sins
:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Well Down Hee-yah
Onna 24th street an-westaaaahn, this here is what we call a twenney twen tweeeeen.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)