Just the other dayI was using a human femur, that I had 'found' in my back garden, to stimulate my prostate. I buried one end of the femur in the potato patch and carefully lowered myself onto it whilst 'goatsing' with plenty of the GEL.
It went in easy enough and I was having a fine old time until next door's alsation, Benny, grabbed a hold of the femur. In some fear, my anus clenched, gripping the femur firmly. Benny tugged the other end out of the potato patch and ran off down the street, dragging me naked, by my bleeding sphincter, all the way to the shops.
(It went in easy enough and I was having a fine old time until next door's alsation, Benny, grabbed a hold of the femur. In some fear, my anus clenched, gripping the femur firmly. Benny tugged the other end out of the potato patch and ran off down the street, dragging me naked, by my bleeding sphincter, all the way to the shops.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16,
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Exactly the same thing happened to me!What are the chances, eh?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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That Bennythey really should close the gate when he's in the garden!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20,
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What do you think this is?Aesop's fucking fables?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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