(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:15,
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Fuck this
writing my dissertation is actually more fun that b3ta at the moment.
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13,
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Just go away
there's a good fellow.
(RiffRafflurking like a lurky thing,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13,
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cunt
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:14,
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Just the other day
I was using a human femur, that I had "found" in my back garden, to stimulate my prostate. I buried one end of the femur in the potato patch and carefully lowered myself onto it whilst "goatsing" with plenty of the GEL.
It went in easy enough and I was having a fine old time until next door's alsation, Benny, grabbed a hold of the femur. In some fear, my anus clenched, gripping the femur firmly. Benny tugged the other end out of the potato patch and ran off down the street, dragging me naked, by my bleeding sphincter, all the way to the shops.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16,
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Exactly the same thing happened to me!
What are the chances, eh?
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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That Benny
they really should close the gate when he's in the garden!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20,
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