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# ive seen a few about the place
i thought one young fellow was about to mug me...on closer inspection, he was just looking for a shoulder to cry upon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Haha!
Hang on..You were in Liverpool and didn't get mugged?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I know some liverpudlians who have been mugged while mugging someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# im in sefton
still technically liverpool, but we can be slightly smug because our council didnt fuck up an 800th birthday OR capital of culture year
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Maybe it was simply because
2 muggers started fighting with each other to see who had the right to mug him.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Then someone else came along and nicked one of their cars!!!

Stereotype LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# all the cars in liverpool have been nicked
its gotten to the stage of "hey mate, ive just got out of the nikker, can ya lend us a quid to get home*"


*some smack
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I must visit Liverpool again!
The smack is clearly super cheap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Pfft!
They all went shoplifting later.

The general manager of Sainsburys turned up in the morning and his store was up on bricks....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)