I'm still warm from this morningNo matter what I post I get it so what the hell...
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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As Rudyard Kipling once said"If you can keep your head, whilst all around you people are calling you a threadwasting cunt,
Then yours is the Earth my son,
And whats more, you'll be a man"
(Then yours is the Earth my son,
And whats more, you'll be a man"
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:46,
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Why is this a waste?Its an edited picture of someone pretending to be something they arent. The person is unknown to me unlike Willis and Scatman. Do other people never use source pics of people they dont know?
I rest my case
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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I rest my case
That's not editedWe this is what dis board is for, we know what to look for in an image even if it looks real.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51,
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I think i'll take that as a complimentMy skills are obviously looking very real these days
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54,
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What did you do to it?
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55,
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Changed the face from white to blackWho else has alien like lines on their neck?? I put them there also
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55,
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Where is the source? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:58,
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It was sent to me by a colleague today on email..and I edited it at work
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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You must have an easy job. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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YepJust sit there editing all day. Keep your eye open for some great pics tomorrow yeah!!
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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why is your friend sending you photos of men in football kit?
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:16,
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I asked him to send me a picture of a white blokeso I could turn him black, it was a challenge that I won
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:18,
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And you created all of those reflections and highlights from scratch? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19,
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I might not be a photoshop geniusBut its not hard really is it
Anyone could turn him back to white if they wanted to and put the light back on and shading etc
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:21,
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Anyone could turn him back to white if they wanted to and put the light back on and shading etc
Unless he had incredibly shiny skin in the first place,those reflections would be difficult to do.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:23,
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Well your photoshopping skills have clearing improved vastlysince this a couple of hours ago www.b3ta.com/board/8646288
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:27,
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Mate if you did it you're fucking brilliantHowever three peaple with many years of experience. All of us have had our images used in the national and international press.
We are saying, and we's appologise if we were wrong, categoricly, that is some sort of spread on a person's face.
(We are saying, and we's appologise if we were wrong, categoricly, that is some sort of spread on a person's face.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:28,
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You're overestimating me a bit here. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29,
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shhhhe doesn't know you're crap:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:41,
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Fingers crossed he won't check my profile my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:42,
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"that is some sort of spread on a person's face"I hope thats your random quote on the stats page.
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:30,
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You can see where the runs have dried for fucksake! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:21,
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I remain unconvincedBut if it were the case either you lost as you made him look like he was covered in chocolate or you have never seena black person before.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:20,
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Ermno that's not what I'm talking about. If I were doing it I would have windened the nose and changed the mouth.
If, as you say you do, work with photoshop professionally you'd have no problems with that and know exactly why we don't beieve you.
(If, as you say you do, work with photoshop professionally you'd have no problems with that and know exactly why we don't beieve you.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:24,
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Who said anything about professionally?I'm an amatuer by my own admission
You have to admit I pulled this one off though, its fucking brilliant
I'm off now, see you all in the morning yeah
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:26,
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You have to admit I pulled this one off though, its fucking brilliant
I'm off now, see you all in the morning yeah
I have a BHons in paintshop pro, a PhD in Photoshopand a knighthood in Things Made Out Of Pixels and you know what? That isn't made out of pixels.
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29,
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No you didn'tWe're not the people that are going to be able to kid.
For one I can see where the nutella or what evere it is has got onto the shirt and the mousture has been sucked out by the dry cloth!
This however, has obviously been shopped.
(For one I can see where the nutella or what evere it is has got onto the shirt and the mousture has been sucked out by the dry cloth!
This however, has obviously been shopped.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:07,
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Well he shopped my name onto the bottom cornerdoes that count?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:18,
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I was actualy wondering if that was a tag. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:38,
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Show us the source and it'll clear everything up nicely. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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As I said, I was at work at the timeI'll use the source tomorrow and make another yeah? I'll do something wierd to it but you'll know its the same pic and I'll put the original in the corner or something
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:14,
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I think between med/ porche and myself we probably have 20-30 years experience in these sort of things.We'll remain unconvinced until we see the source. Coz I still think it is chocolate source.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:17,
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Make sure you are here tomorrow thenThe picture will be posted
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19,
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Well you win! You've used the word fact.That automatically ends a conversation and means the person that uses it is right*!
*if you're 12.
(*if you're 12.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:13,
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You have skills! HA HA AFRICAN BUM DISEASE!!!Sorry...it's my problem and i'm dealing with it. Every now and then I think it's 1986 & i'm back at primary school.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57,
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Yeah well maybe read the FAQAnd I don't know if you've noticed, but this is pretty much a photo manipulation site.
I'm sure ther are website messageboards elsewher that are from this sort of thing.
(I'm sure ther are website messageboards elsewher that are from this sort of thing.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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ButThe photo is manipulated. Who else do you know that looks like that??
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51,
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Nutella drying?You seem to be missing the point.
If I took an image of a river and used a blur brush on it. People would get annoyed if I posted it.
Images aren't posted here just because some imaging tools have been used on them. They're posted because they're either funny or look good.
That, is neither.
(If I took an image of a river and used a blur brush on it. People would get annoyed if I posted it.
Images aren't posted here just because some imaging tools have been used on them. They're posted because they're either funny or look good.
That, is neither.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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That looks good!!I'd find that funny if you posted it, seriously!!
Some people need to lighten up and realise not everyone can be as skilled as HappyToast or Fishwogan
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Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:04,
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Some people need to lighten up and realise not everyone can be as skilled as HappyToast or Fishwogan
I don't think that's the pointI've posted some shit here (check my profile and you'll know what I mean, I'm no 'shop ace) but for god's sake, put some effort in. If your stuff's funny, everyone here will click and say "Win!" and all that. If it's shit, they'll also tell you.
*shrugs*
I've been lurking for about a year, mobile browsing and QOTW'ing... but allo to anyone who remembers me =o]
(*shrugs*
I've been lurking for about a year, mobile browsing and QOTW'ing... but allo to anyone who remembers me =o]
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:08,
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