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# Dinomasaur!
Could you get a banananananana to wave pleez?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# well, tit for tat . . .
tit for tat . . .you get a bananananana but only if you get off yer arse and start squeezin' yer uterus ya lazy humbug! There's 60000 odd would be b3tuncles and b3aunts waiting for you! SELFISH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I can squeeze all I want
Bab's still comfy and doesn't want to play
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# FINE!
no banananana then! HMMPH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# What about a banananananananananananana?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# maybe . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Ah! Talk of the devil!
Jesus mate. Your kids going to come out looking for a job at this rate!
You want me to get the sink plunger?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Only two days over....
And no, no plungers, knitting needles, crochet hooks, vaccuum cleaners or Quo thank you :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# mebbe if I blew into your bum really hard . . .
/has no idea about girl's anatomy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# O_O
Evidently....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# It's really simple
Just set the fire alarm off and he/she will have to evacuate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Well Mr Trellis is cooking bacon
So it shouldn't be long
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# i'd leave a vagina for bacon, probably
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Nah!
Someone will probably call the Fire Servix

/Coat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *sews sleeves shut*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I've not heard them called that before.
This does explain the lateness though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *opens door and winds up the boot-o-matic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# coathanger?
That reminds me of a Stephen Lynch song.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Or coathangers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)