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# if you were really sorry you wouldn't have done it
(a line that caused me to break up with an annoying ex gf)

hows you enz, not seen you for a while?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I don't like whinging.
But I've had a terrible day. The bee cheered me. And now it's dead.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# just like all teh other bees in this country
Ironic really
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# alas my bee conspiracy theory was shot to peices further down the board
which caused me to weep
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Tears of honey
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# well, it'd solve the bee problem wouldn't it?
although having to save to world from a honey famine by thinking sad thoughts would be a bit of a burden wouldn't it?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Solve the bee problem?
Nope: it'd make them unemployed as well as dead.

Imagine that: zombie dole-scrounging apians.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# crumbs, start having a better day right now
a pint and a wank can turn a shitty morning into an acceptable afternoon
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)