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# reminds me of a girl i know.
we call her KFC because she's got a family-size bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I don't understand how it's possible.
Don't all girls do PC exercises?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# not her.
she's been had by every bouncer in the area, sometimes 2 at once.
and yes, i mean 2 at the front at once.
plus a baseball bat, or so i've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *crosses legs instinctively*
I know it's stretchy n'all, but no. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i know.
she's a right slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# we know an albert hall
because she can fit a penis, a 5000 strong audience and the london philoharmonic orchestra
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# heheheh
like throwing a chipolata up an aircraft hangar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)