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# Personally, I can't wait for it


Here's the horrid trailer for 'Disaster Movie' with about zero original jokes
(__, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ClanSoul? Why did you dye your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I was about to tell you off for being mean then.
But as it's you I won't/can't.

I'm very confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It's the MASSIVE file size interfering with your
puny female brayne . . .

*glowers at Friz*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# puny? female?
say that again, matey, and i'll hamfist you in the spuds!
*goes all feminist*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# AAAHHH MONKEY SMASH!
*turns green*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# that's a good colour for you
*accessorises*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# back to the kitchen woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# yes, kitchen
where all the really big, sharp knives are...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's the smallest I could make it
(__, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *shrugs*
bollocks but meh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Well, if you can make it smaller, I'll be happy to post it
(__, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# resize by 50% and click for big
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ^^^


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Puny female brayne I may have, sire
but were you to tarry a while 'neath my gown thou wouldst find things of a feminine nature less puny in size.

Or: something less flirtatious like 'Grr Dave, you are mischief incarnate, be nice or I shall take you over my knee'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# What, you've got a massive fanny?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# thingS.
We do tend to only have one each.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You have a massive fanny and clitoris then!
Also surely the fanny refers to the entire system including walls and cervix thus would logically be a plural.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Vulva. Singular.
Or at least, that's how I see it. You don't say a digestive system is plural, because you're taking into account all parts as a whole. I think it's open to interpretation.

Anyway, shush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *spunkeths*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Points for understanding plurals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *reads* *parses* *blinks*
you've got a massive minge?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You're as fucking bad as the other one.
How many vulvas do most girls have?

You should know better n'all. Having met a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# reminds me of a girl i know.
we call her KFC because she's got a family-size bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I don't understand how it's possible.
Don't all girls do PC exercises?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# not her.
she's been had by every bouncer in the area, sometimes 2 at once.
and yes, i mean 2 at the front at once.
plus a baseball bat, or so i've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *crosses legs instinctively*
I know it's stretchy n'all, but no. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i know.
she's a right slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# we know an albert hall
because she can fit a penis, a 5000 strong audience and the london philoharmonic orchestra
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# heheheh
like throwing a chipolata up an aircraft hangar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i hven't the faintest idea what a vulva is, in all honesty
i don't need to know the name of all the bits to have an idea what to do with them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'd say a 'minge' (terrible word, bad man)
would be a vulva, so the entire ladyparts package. Of which I only have the one. Were I Jake the Peg I might have more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i find horrible words for ladybits funny
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Pussy's the best word.
After all, it's a lovely thing, it should be called something nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# They sometimes call it a kitty in America, which to me seems like a logical conclusion too far.
That just sounds weird and childish, like you are trying to interfere with prepubescents or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# better than calling it a kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Most British men are very disrespectful of it
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, that would be a little too far for me.
You may as well just call it your Polly Pocket and be done with it.

Not yours, of course. One's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I think the weirdest I ever heard was 'secret pocket'.
Although in fairness that was in some strange comic where a kid had found an inflatable love doll and was pretending it was a female ninja.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# its a very lovely thing
but being rude is funny. i don't like the word pussy though, i don't feel black enough to say it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I only say it in the heat of the moment, really.
Ahem.

Otherwise I'd feel a bit silly.

Call it a minge around me though (not mine, obviously, just anyone's) and I reserve the right to glower at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i only ever use the word minge when accompanied by 'massive'
the two work nicely together. i think i just tend to call it 'ladybits' if i need to talk about it at all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Quim.
Now that's a good one.

Especially shouted at the top of one's lungs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Also horrid, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# That's surely the point.
If you shouted lady garden it wouldn't have quite the same comic impact.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I don't tend to shout things about vulvas.
The worst word for them would be 'clunge' if I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I still think vulva just sounds weird, like some terrible make of spaceship in a distant galaxy.
Clout is another particularly blunt one, but they are both too onomatopoeic to be easily misconstrewed as clean.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I think the vulva is the bit which looks like a regurgitating bird.
And the labia is/are the bits which look like folds of left over meat.

Actually scratch that, I have no idea what you call the insidey regurgitey bit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# People joke about me all the time, I tend to just join in now.
It's a laugh, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yes it is
you fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *cries*
*makes vectors*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
nice turn around
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I thought you'd like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Thats the whole point of the internet
don't take it seriously :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# accrington stanley?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *sigh*

not another one of these shite films...ill agree to a bumming because i actually enjoyed "meet the Spartans"...mainly because 300 was so fooking rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# but 300 is hilarious in it's self
it don't need no parody
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# YOU POSTED THE OTHER DAY THAT YOU DONT LIKE LIFE OF BRIAN, AND NOW THIS?!
*Revokes film-goers license*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# i do not understand :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# All these "spoof movies" that don't even spoof anymore, they just retell the same joke
(__, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# like scary poovie?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That was alright.. it spoofed the horror genre
But when you try to spoof a comedy (like Borat in Epic Movie, or any comedic scene in a film), you're just telling the same joke.
(__, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# borat isn't funny
its boring
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# O THAT WAS HILARYUS I CANT WATE 4 IT 2 COME OUT IN DA SINEMA
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I know...
but if people go and see them, they'll keep making them.

I watched 20 mintes of Epic Movie the other night and wanted to cry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)