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# I asked AQA a very important question the other day. I feel it needs to be said here and now.
Q: Can ghosts touch other ghosts?
A: Ghosts can only touch other ghosts if they have not haunted a prostitute. This is because vampires like to keep the prostitutes to themselves.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
what? Prostitutes? Hahahah
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Haha, wowies.
I should use AQA more often.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# i tried them once in 2005
when i couldn't work out how to put a van i hired into reverse

they were no use. phoned a friend in the end
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# TOUGH OTHER GOASTS.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# UR SPELLEN IS FUNNIE.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# IF YOUR GHOATS ARE TUFF YOU MUST RUBS THEM WITH EGTOPALSM
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i take it that was AQA the exam board
rather than AQA the text answer service
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I got a fail +.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)