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# HERE IS MY PICTURE.


I hoep u like it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# O NOES
I forgot my umbrella =(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ur gonna get wat
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Herbs, butter and cream cheese.
Maybe catfood as well.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Can you grab me some tomato soup?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# No, it runs though my fingers.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# OH HA FUCKING HAR.
Here are your friends:


Take care of them.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# But there's nothing th-
Oh.

I get it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# do u c
????
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Not really, there's nothing there.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Anyway, I never really buy soup.
I make it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Tomato + water.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# BLEND IT
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# YEAH. SHAKE IT.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Sh-Shake shake shake shake it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ADD HERBS
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# ADD MORE HERBS
KEEP ADDING HERBS

OH YEAH MORE HERBS THAT'S THE SHIT FUCK YEAH

HERBS MAN! MORE HERBS!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ELLA
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# happy burning wax thing
edit: ella
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
edit: AY
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Happy!
B3taday!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)
# STOP WISHING ME A HAPPY DAY AND CARRY ON SINGING :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)
# AY
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# There was an ella before that.
I give up with this place.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Happy b3taday you arse!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ELLA.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Too late, you fuck.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# FANX SOOSH
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# ELLA
Happy B3tadaaaayyy

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Too late, you fuck.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Oh screeeww you.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# You wish, slag.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Shu'p Mongfahhhhhhhhh
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# is that me?
I will get a source to you soon. I don't have one just now and I look shittier than normal today.

Edit: also, i like that the cloud is puking instead of pissing.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# He was gonna puke a rainbow. But that's gay.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# oi!
about three hours worth of your vector currupted, so i had to start again :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# christ
well I have just drawn you so yay it's colouring time!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# OH GET A ROOM
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I JUST PISSED MY PANTS IN ANTICIPATION
i know i will love it ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# thats a funky starfish mostache you have
BLEEAAAURGHH!
THE SUN HAS GOT HIS HAT ON! HIP HIP HURRAY!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Ooh you got your icons
I am STILL waiting for mine.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# *colon capital d's*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# You have colon problems?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# my colon is broken
: the lower dot is smaller that the higher one :'(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Your upper colon is inflamed.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# with good reason.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Buttsecks
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# i used the link of complaining
and before i pressed enter it magically appeared :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# :D
I can make little to no sense of this
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I think the title will help.
"a tasty beef"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I have learned something new today
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# it's raining food chunks, hallelujah!
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Eeeeeew.
Barf.



Also I just spilled Pepsi on Mum's laptop. Sssh.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# it.
i find spitting on the screen and rubbing butter all over, usually stops people from noticing. :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I will not fall for that!
Because then I would be dead.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
#
for that! down a 162ft cliff
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I hpe that doesn't happen.
That would suck.

And if you pushed me over said cliff, I would come back and haunt you. I'd make cups float, and throw stuff at you.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I asked AQA a very important question the other day. I feel it needs to be said here and now.
Q: Can ghosts touch other ghosts?
A: Ghosts can only touch other ghosts if they have not haunted a prostitute. This is because vampires like to keep the prostitutes to themselves.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
what? Prostitutes? Hahahah
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Haha, wowies.
I should use AQA more often.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# i tried them once in 2005
when i couldn't work out how to put a van i hired into reverse

they were no use. phoned a friend in the end
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# TOUGH OTHER GOASTS.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# UR SPELLEN IS FUNNIE.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# IF YOUR GHOATS ARE TUFF YOU MUST RUBS THEM WITH EGTOPALSM
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i take it that was AQA the exam board
rather than AQA the text answer service
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I got a fail +.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# how big are the cups?
anything smaller than c i'm not bothered :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
# They're triple J.
You're gonna die.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# that's not a cup!
that's a device for holding gallons of molten steel
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
What?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# exactly!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Oh.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I don't know, I was just caught up in the moment
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Hahahah
S'Cool. :]
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# POCKETCUP
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# autumn glass
/ac



Wow.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# POKÉCUP!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# A NEW CRAZE?
hopefully



not.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I find having a permanent document of this on the internet is rather safe.
Putting "shh" on the end is like the new enigma code.

She'll never know.

Shh.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahahah
She won't. She doesn't even know what the internet is!

Also, B3taday. You. Did I give you the picture already?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Picture?
What?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# The b3taday picture I give everyone.
Here...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# That emo boy is you, you faggot.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Is nott!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# He's right.
You are a faggot.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Ultrasex.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# It's on mute, but I heard the song years ago.
Get a new band.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Dude.
I know it's an old song. I still listen to Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# You still listen to shitbollocks.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# MSI are aces.
Don't be a tard, Dickfruit.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# BUT I'M SO GOOD AT IT
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# S'all you're good at it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Oh I see, no.
I am not wearing a bra, I hope it's not customary.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# That's a bikini top.
And nah. Don't think it is.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Good.
My bikini is in the wash.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Office lols.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Chocolate Beef star unhappy cloud-man.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# SHIT I HAVE SPILLED TEA ON MYSELF
TEA IS SPILLED

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# FETCH THE CAT.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# NO, THE CAT IS CALLED FUJI
ALSO I ENJOY MUCH YOUR PUKING CLOUD

I FEEL LIKE THE PUKING CLOUD :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# MY CAT HAS A STUPIDER NAME. HE IS CALLED BAGGINS.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE SAD. I THINK SOME HEAVILY DILUTED ORANGE DRINK WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPIER.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I HAD HEAVILY DILUTATED ORANGE DRINK EARLIER
IT MADE ME MORE SAD
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE SAD, BOB.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# WORLD IS FILLED WITH SAD JUICE AND BAD JUICE AND IT MIX IN THE SKY
AND RAINS BASAD JUICES AND MAKES A SAD :(

THEN ALL GOES THE SAD :'(

I MIGHT HAVE A SANDWICH

BUT I HAD A SANDWICH EARLIER SO I WONT
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# You are a mad man!
Top doctors recommend you consume at least fourteen sandwiches a day (at least five of which use 3 slices of bread)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# crikey, a mcdonalds style 3 bread sandwich
it could lead to chaos!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# CHRIST
Quick, drink it before it dries!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I would have to lick my shirt
what a crazy bastard licks his own shirt!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# What crazy bastard abandons spilt tea!
*Licks shirt*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# FUCK! OSMOSIS! DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
#
Yay
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# SICKYCLOUD :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# not worth a new thread:
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Oh COOL! :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)