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# well...I suppose using another person's hand is a distinct possiblity
I'll go and sharpen my axe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# that's the spirit!
choppy, choppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# it's just about the only way I see it as working
:S crap I'm becoming miserable again
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# aaaaawwww, poor you!
i'm trying to cheer everybody up by posting a pic of my boobs, but every time i try, i get told the site has timed out or some such shit, so norkage will have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# how big is the file?
and which site?
and why?
and are they nekkid?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# it's on my desktop
birthday pics from last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That sounds like a poor excuse.
I'll try to depress everyone by posting a picture of my cock.

depress disgust defenestrate
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# it wouldn't depress me
i like a laugh as much as the next woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# "In my experience there's no problem with men's penises being too small.
It's just women having massive fannies."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# i did have a massive fanny
but i dumped him 4 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i found a rate my cock thing a while back
I thought I was short! the longest there would have been 5-6 inches.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Perhaps they're the only ones insecure enough to ask the opinions of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *shrug*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I think 5-6 inches is actually average length to my memory.
Anything over that length is just aesthetics anyway given the cervix is 6 inches down. Well unless you do anal...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# average length is about 6 +/- .5 inches with about a 5 in girth.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Is that one standard deviation?
That's surprisingly consistent.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I think so...I can't remember the source of that.
wikipedia suggests a 95% confidence interval of 10.7 cm, 19.1 cm. that shows a decent spread. But there are numerous surveys, each suggesting a different number.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Makes sense.
Someone should do a proper literature review and combine all the figures.
Must be tricky to get funding for though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Depends on nationality, ethnicity, etc.
I would measure myself now, but that would require getting an erection. And it's too early/late to be going doing that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)