Nice style :]I like it :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:53,
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Thank you kindly :] xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09,
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oh yesI'd forgotten he'd added the whoop whoop.
I'm not sure if I'd be allowed to post the source, that's hiiiis prerogative.
(I'm not sure if I'd be allowed to post the source, that's hiiiis prerogative.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:01,
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fairynuff.I was foolish enough to link a pic of myself on here once.
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:04,
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as was Iand some grumpy trolls took to writing "GAY LOL" on my face repeatedly with comic sans.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:06,
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!Comic sans!!! oh the horror!!
I got my mustache modified to hitler style. I then got the rest of my beard turned up to the top of my head.
The best one was me getting wanked by a kangaroo.
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09,
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I got my mustache modified to hitler style. I then got the rest of my beard turned up to the top of my head.
The best one was me getting wanked by a kangaroo.
yesbut did anyone try to 'shop it?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:13,
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Photomanipulation is about the only way there can be a depiction of me in a sex act.
you're making me feel so sympatheticthat i'd almost sleep with you myself.
almost.
(almost.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:18,
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i have ritz crackers and beef paste Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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I don't know,beef paste works for me.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:23,
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How much do you pay him?*ba-dum tish!*
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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May I refer you to:b3ta.com/board/8678296
In reference to "euphemisms"
(In reference to "euphemisms"
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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yes, i know.i choose salad cream.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:27,
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feel yourself instead.it may not cheer you up, but it'll make being miserable much more fun ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:30,
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i'm loving these!give the poor chap some savlon for his knuckles, he's gonna need it!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:57,
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damn it. I need savlon for the blisters and chaffing on my palmsand no one cares!
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:59,
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do you not use cream-filled gloves?or you could always try using someone else's hand.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:03,
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well...I suppose using another person's hand is a distinct possiblityI'll go and sharpen my axe.
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:06,
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that's the spirit!choppy, choppy!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:07,
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it's just about the only way I see it as working:S crap I'm becoming miserable again
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09,
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aaaaawwww, poor you!i'm trying to cheer everybody up by posting a pic of my boobs, but every time i try, i get told the site has timed out or some such shit, so norkage will have to wait.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:15,
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how big is the file?and which site?
and why?
and are they nekkid?
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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and why?
and are they nekkid?
it's on my desktopbirthday pics from last year.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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That sounds like a poor excuse.I'll try to depress everyone by posting a picture of my cock.
depress disgust defenestrate
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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it wouldn't depress mei like a laugh as much as the next woman
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:20,
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"In my experience there's no problem with men's penises being too small.It's just women having massive fannies."
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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i did have a massive fannybut i dumped him 4 years ago
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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i found a rate my cock thing a while backI thought I was short! the longest there would have been 5-6 inches.
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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Perhaps they're the only ones insecure enough to ask the opinions of the internet my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:23,
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I think 5-6 inches is actually average length to my memory.Anything over that length is just aesthetics anyway given the cervix is 6 inches down. Well unless you do anal...
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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average length is about 6 +/- .5 inches with about a 5 in girth.
Is that one standard deviation?That's surprisingly consistent.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:29,
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I think so...I can't remember the source of that.wikipedia suggests a 95% confidence interval of 10.7 cm, 19.1 cm. that shows a decent spread. But there are numerous surveys, each suggesting a different number.
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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Makes sense.Someone should do a proper literature review and combine all the figures.
Must be tricky to get funding for though.
(Must be tricky to get funding for though.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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Depends on nationality, ethnicity, etc.I would measure myself now, but that would require getting an erection. And it's too early/late to be going doing that.
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Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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Haha ace :D
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:57,
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Awesomeness!:D
Thank you :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:32,
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