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# Go back in time and read some books during your childhood, you illiterate cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i am disturbingly literate and well educated in the english language
so it's the fact that some pointless machine feels the need to alert me to the fact that 'img' isn't really a word that really ticks me off
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# click "add to dictionary" :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# You should be using capital "I".
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# e.e. cummings got one thing right
capital letters are bent
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# No, in this font it's like a straight line. Look. I, no curves.
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Bit like Kate Moss then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# kate moss is bent?
*spluffs*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# But if he were illiterate, wouldn't he be asking how to turn it on?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# You're forgetting that I'm stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I think that the suggestion
is that he has an inability to spell, not to function.

Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# cheersy
Two dyslexics in a bar. One says, 'Can you smell anything?'.
The other replies 'No I can't smell anything. I'm dyslexic.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# 'dyslexic' doesn't mean 'hard of hearing'
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I know this on account of being dyslexic:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# you put the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia'
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)