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i highly recommend cleaning your keyboard every so often, i feel like someone's given me a new one :)

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

cue tubgirl gags!

woo. Wow the boards really shifting now!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

Tubgirl walks into a bar....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

And orders a fish supper

The barman asks, 'do you want chips with scat?'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

tubgirl?

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

bottoms up!

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

eep

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

strangely

that's still too graphic

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

*Blocks images from mictoboy.co.uk*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

you won't want to see this one then:

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

that one is 12 times sexier,

source?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

google dog sex, probably

anyone know how to stop firefox three underlining my spelling mistakes?
it annoys the piss out of me

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

I downloaded firefox 3, didn't do anything to it

and there's no spell checker.

This is win, as I never speel anething rong.

BUT, go to tools, options, advanced, and unclick "Check my spellings as I type"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

cheers

i just looked it up in the help :)

that's a loat better!

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

Go back in time and read some books during your childhood, you illiterate cretin.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

i am disturbingly literate and well educated in the english language

so it's the fact that some pointless machine feels the need to alert me to the fact that 'img' isn't really a word that really ticks me off

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

click "add to dictionary" :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

You should be using capital "I".

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

e.e. cummings got one thing right

capital letters are bent

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

No, in this font it's like a straight line. Look. I, no curves.

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

Bit like Kate Moss then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

kate moss is bent?

*spluffs*

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

But if he were illiterate, wouldn't he be asking how to turn it on?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

You're forgetting that I'm stupid.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

I think that the suggestion

is that he has an inability to spell, not to function.

Happy B3taday.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

cheersy

Two dyslexics in a bar. One says, 'Can you smell anything?'.
The other replies 'No I can't smell anything. I'm dyslexic.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

'dyslexic' doesn't mean 'hard of hearing'

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

I know this on account of being dyslexic:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

you put the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia'

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

Debbie McGee?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

hahahahaahha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

i may need a clean keyboard soon...

nice work :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

After this pic I am gonna have to clean my keyboard and my pants!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I can see minge.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

linky?

cos i can't

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

Noice.

I nearly bought one today, to avoid cleaning this one.
How did you clean it?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Put it in on a 40 degree wash and it should be fine....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

The keys usually pop out nicely.

Just remember to put them back in the right place.

Also: don't pop the spacebar out. It's never the same afterwards.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

you've just got to make sure the wire bit goes back in the right place

otherwise it depresses depressingly

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)

i poinked all the keys off with a pen, gave the body a good brushing

then wiped each key with a damp J-cloth to remove all the dried spunk

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

Yeah, I do this too

...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

who spunks in your keyboard?

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

On, not in

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

me, when she's not looking

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

When you THINK I'm not looking.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

does that mean you know I'm stealing your fags too?

actually what do you smoke? I may not be stealing yours...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Drum blue, silver skins and extra slim filters

...I think only Richmonds could sound classier

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

i was smoking yours.

now I'm in germany i smoke lucky strikes, but when i lived in britain, I smoked your combination. actually, wait, it was the creme-ish yellow-ish drum. Dark blue or light blue drum?

I think marriage is an option.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

I smoke the dark blue stuff. Full-strength.

Can we have a wedding cake made out of cigarettes?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

I think that would be wise.

but some sort of construction in which they are all entirely smokeable.

and somewhere indoors.

(Germany has taken advantage of a wonderful loophole in the european nazi anti-smoking law to allow smoking if the bar says you can smoke. This means that most bars in my town are either smoking or have smoking rooms. Fucking yes!)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

If I wasn't so vehmently anti-Germany, I'd suggest we find some sort of Berlin love-nest

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

i wouldn't advise marriage on the basis

that it would save you money on fags

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

I dunno, surely marriage is pretty much just financial security for the disaffected?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

I'm going to put you on ignore until you've got your cock out.

I think this second account was fine, but this landmark of yours is taking fucking ages.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

yeah i know

i've got no idea what to do about it

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I just popped one off from my laptop and it is all squidy underneath :) I may remove them all

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

Getting laptop ones back on is usually quite a lot harder than desktop ones.

Not recommended.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

I just tried, it wasnt too bad.

It just had to be pushed right down hard.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

first of all, take a photo of your keyboard to help remember layout

then, pop out all keys.
Using a stiff brush (get a cheap nailbrush specifically for this) then clean out keyboard base.
wash keys in hot soapy water - leave to dry.
then , pop up the picture on your comp of the keyboard layout and pop them back into place

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

So they just pop out.

If I tried this i will break it.
/hamfisted

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

use a round tipped knife

place rounded tip under bottom of key and lever it back.

They'll 'ping' quite well - and far - so watch out

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

EEPS!!!!!!!!!!!

I took the ctrl key out.....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

fucking 'ell, it's a family bucket in there!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

I like to keep a clean house too!

/Devastated!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

I say take off, and nuke the site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

£9.95 from Tesco's seems a shrewd investment now.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

ick

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Christ, Stan!

You're lucky yr keyboard hasn't already got rats.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

christ, it's full of cornflakes

don't type with your feet!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

JESUS CHRIST MAN PUT IT BACK AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

It's the only way to be sure

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

or just lay the keys out on the carpet in the layout that they came off

and i'd avoid washing the keys in lots of water, as they may suffer the horrors of 'lego-never-dry' syndrome

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

that's why I tend to wash them at the end of the day when I need to.

you can then leave them to dry overnight on a teatowel, with a teatowel covering them

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

i once wore all the buttons out of my keyboard

(cheap keyboard) and everytime someone wanted to use my keyboard they had to ask me where the button was :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

[10] [10] [10] [10] [10] 
 \o/  \o/  \o/  \o/  \o/

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

I like this

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

hahaha

cheers

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

BUM

I highly recommend buying a spanking new keyboard every now and then.
Clicky clicky clicky for a tenner

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Woo!

Would

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Where's the spreader bar?

Did I say that out loud?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

i really like the bizarre mag portable prison

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

Good heavens!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

Typical.

A girl falls over, hurts her ankle and grazes her knees, her bus money falls down a drain cover, and all you lot can do is stand around nattering.

*gallantly helps her up and gives her her bus fare*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

Warm day, is it?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

if this sort of thing goes on a lot

i may have to consider using public transport in future

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

It does get a bit costly handing out loose change to half-naked women at bus stops all day.

But every now and then you do get lucky, and one of them says "Thanks."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

is it me,

or has no one asked to see the source yet? :O

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

fine work

wonderfully odd choice of source too.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

i've just got a spanky new widescreen monitor

so i was googling for high res images for the desktop using a variety of search terms

i think this came up under something like 'depth of field sexy' or similar

and the source is actually quite unsexy

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

21 pages, and nothing

but it's the first hit on "lacey pant goatse attempt"*

*-not really

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

on 'extra large imges only'?

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

This isn't just sexy.

This is depth of field sexy.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Oh My

Best NYOM NYOM pic ever.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

very nice, fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

FIRE THE ARSE CANNON!

we're out of carrots!
no0o0o!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

0.o

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

I dare say that you've had her

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)