I counteract shaving
by being unable to grow a proper beard.
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:37,
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You lucky bastard
To look clean shaven I'd have to shave 2-3 times a day!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:40,
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to look clean
would require the same amount of baths you paraffin! ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:42,
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silly pasanonic
Everyone knows washing is unhealthy. IT's how the devil gets into your anus.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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Fortunately all the greying areas I have (bar the odd chest hair)
is a shaved area, side of head, face, palms of hands.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:46,
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You bunch of girls!
My stubbles so lushious and think that a team of sherpahs have to trim it hourly with machettes!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:50,
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Well you are 8 feet taller than me
and regularly inject yourself with extract of bull semen.
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:51,
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Actually is commonly known that bull inject themselves with riverghost swimmers
to make them feel more masculin!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:54,
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