'And now a recap of our top headline today: 'Super Geriatric Alpha Team Uber' has escaped yet again and are causing havoc in the capital''People of a sensitive disposition are advised to stay indoors as 'bulge-envy' could be a serious risk. It has also been reported that there has been 1 fatailty and 3 hospitalised from chronic laughing fits.'
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:46,
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