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# I'll prolly get slaughtered for this, but it made me laff so it might you
I think these Fathers For Justice chaps may have a hidden agenda!

*edit* Slow board today, is it Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :D
The joke is they're all impotent.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha woo
also you got me staring at men's man's areas you sod!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# My evil plan is working!
Muhahahahahahahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Man-Spider
Man-Spider
Does whatever a man can
Drinks his tea
From a cup
Goes to the lav
Standing up
Look out!
Here comes the Man-Spider!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :D
reminds me of great lies to tell small kids:
"Your dad is a super-hero. He was bitten by a radioactive MAN, giving him all the powers of a MAN. His super-hero name is MAN-MAN. His super-hero costume is jeans and a shirt from Gap. His arch-nemesis is called 'All The Stuff That Needs Doing'. Thrill to his exploits!"
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# genuine lunch-time-spent-at-home-cos-i-live-close-but-am-too-lazy-to-walk-in lol
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Wasn't he a character in some of David Firth's cartoons?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Arf!
*tries not to stare at bulges to prove you wrong about biggest ones*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Wait! There's a late entry for top place!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
#
Your kids HIS BULGE

:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That was how the trouble started to begin with...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Haha
They remind me of that advertisment on the box about drinking responsibly with some bloke dressed as Spiderman rescuing a balloon or whatever on some scafolding, before plunging to his doom

I can't help thinking one of their stunts will end in tears one of these days

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Maybe under their costumes there hide chavs well versed in climbing out of windows and along ledges!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# they need to decide the pecking order before they go to prison.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Thought I'd save the board some time..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oh dear, have I started something?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# WiL tribute..
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# LOL! Gush! :$
I've long since given up chasing FPs feller, but 2-3 on the popular page and pretty much always one on page 1 of the compo will do! ;)
*edit* Just for you tho:

but I think it works way better larger...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Eee! Willies!
Not when I'm havin me breakfast! :P

(I know it's 12:45 but I'm off this week...)
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# "And now a recap of our top headline today: 'Super Geriatric Alpha Team Uber' has escaped yet again and are causing havoc in the capital"
"People of a sensitive disposition are advised to stay indoors as 'bulge-envy' could be a serious risk. It has also been reported that there has been 1 fatailty and 3 hospitalised from chronic laughing fits."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 'noon, all
Just need to wake meself up a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)