The day that Sporty Spice was voted head of the International Body of Weights and Measures was the day the music died.
Four zig-a-zig-ahhs to the pound? Sixteen four bar harmonies in an imperial pint?
The woman's insane.
HP bidet.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:13,
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The only thing she got right was three Melanie Blatt lips to the ounce.
The whole "seven tubs of Shippams paste per seven tubs of Shippams paste" was her darkest hour.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:20,
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