Sell her.
That fixes the whole thing and works by both rules new and old.
I think you can even bang her once the sale is done, if you wanted.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:05,
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if you remind people that marriage laws are just extensions of property agreements...
...they'll get annoyed and nail you to a stick too.
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postbear has metal knees,
Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:05,
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