
"Football" covers a wide variety of games from wall to Rugby."Soccer" refers to "Association Football" that is played by over-paid nancies who burst into tears if you tap their ankles and watched by knuckle dragging, wife-beating thugs.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:36,
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i've no wife to beat, no knuckles to drag (i'm forced to use voice recognition to use b3ta) so i resent that comment
i've also spent more money watching Bris at the mem in recent years than on footy
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:41,
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i've also spent more money watching Bris at the mem in recent years than on footy

sport was invented in 1860 by people with monocles and generous side whiskers to keep the poor docile.
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