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# There there Captain Wow
The joke is that Ferg is waiting for a player he's been trying to sign for a long time
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Ahhh, I see.
This is English football, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# just looked at April Flores & I'm in love
sorry Captain, you're chucked
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# And you've been rick rolled
www.smouch.net/lol
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# of course I have
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# She's mine, laddy
I like the idea of a lady twice my size I can bury myself in.

Anyway, her hubby's a big black man, you've got nothing to offer her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# a comfy face to perch her voluptuous bottom on
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# He's got a lovely comfy face
about the only thing she hasn't got is another vagina to play with (except Belladonna's)

That's where I come in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Captain Wow, April Flores
a vat of scented oils and some rope.




just planning my suicide
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# As long as we don't get blamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Death by wanking?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# my whole life has been one long slow suicide attempt
/bottom
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Yes...
Having said that, 60% of the players are not english
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Then I don't care.
I only care about Scottish football vicariously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# An old firm derby from the old days yesterday
6 goals, 2 sendings off and a member of the coaching staff getting beat up afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I have no idea what you've just said.
I shall content myself with staring at your crotch and humming 'all things bright and beautiful'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Ah, the simple pleasures.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Lovely, football in the park?
jumpers for goalposts? rolling the ball in dogpoo and getting your team mate to head it? Oh no! 442? 342? 243? isn't it?

Marvelous.

/Ron Manager blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)