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# Fergie Waits For Berbatov To Arrive

(edson, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# His shoes are tiny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# but his file size is FUCKING HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# ooooOOOOOOoooo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# it's big
and crap
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Man U?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# He's not wearing any...
..he threw therm at Beckham earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# He has nasty frostbite!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I used to know this bloke called Paul who had little feet.
We called him Paul Little Feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# one day you'll be able to work that up into an anecdote ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# You know what they say
Small feet...
(edson, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Tiny socks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# looks like
he's been there since before they resurfaced the terminal
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# or more precisely..
while they were doing it!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you know what i meant :p
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# DONK?
hehe
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# erm....
Berbatov is in England
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# but the quickest way from london to manchester is by air
although he'd not be flying into manchester airport to get to old trafford, there's a nice small airfield about half a mile away
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)
# What's with his feets?
Also: you would wait until my football translator had disappeared, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# it's a game of two halves
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# at the end of the day.
The most important time in football.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# brian
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# er....yes, Granddad?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# There there Captain Wow
The joke is that Ferg is waiting for a player he's been trying to sign for a long time
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Ahhh, I see.
This is English football, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# just looked at April Flores & I'm in love
sorry Captain, you're chucked
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# And you've been rick rolled
www.smouch.net/lol
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# of course I have
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# She's mine, laddy
I like the idea of a lady twice my size I can bury myself in.

Anyway, her hubby's a big black man, you've got nothing to offer her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# a comfy face to perch her voluptuous bottom on
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# He's got a lovely comfy face
about the only thing she hasn't got is another vagina to play with (except Belladonna's)

That's where I come in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Captain Wow, April Flores
a vat of scented oils and some rope.




just planning my suicide
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# As long as we don't get blamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Death by wanking?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# my whole life has been one long slow suicide attempt
/bottom
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Yes...
Having said that, 60% of the players are not english
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Then I don't care.
I only care about Scottish football vicariously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# An old firm derby from the old days yesterday
6 goals, 2 sendings off and a member of the coaching staff getting beat up afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I have no idea what you've just said.
I shall content myself with staring at your crotch and humming 'all things bright and beautiful'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Ah, the simple pleasures.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Lovely, football in the park?
jumpers for goalposts? rolling the ball in dogpoo and getting your team mate to head it? Oh no! 442? 342? 243? isn't it?

Marvelous.

/Ron Manager blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# He's left with Mark Hughes already!!
Hahahahaa

Also too beeeg!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# waits for animation....
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You might have to give up on this one
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Now don't tell me - it's something about sport isn't it?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# aww, that's quite sad!

he'll go mad when he doesn't show though...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I'm sure if I followed football, I'd be laughing, but sadly I don't, so I'm not.... Shame really, it just feels I'm missing out....
best try to optimise it a bit more in future, chappie, or the boardnazis will introduce you to "surprise bumsex".
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Oh good one Steve!
There goes the surprise!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ooops....me and my big. eerrr, keyboard....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)