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# heh. i have a phd in symmography.
really.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)
# how does that work?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)
# oh, about $240 an hour.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)
# prankly.
symmography is the technical term for that awful string art that recovered hippies used to make in the 70s. pound some nails into a board and wind strings around it in patterns, and hang it on the wall to annoy people with eyes.

i have friends who were somehow in charge of designing the diplomas at a university here, and they had some blanks so we all made up degrees for ourselves. i picked symmography and when people see it on my wall (it used to be at work, in my office), i tell them it involves string theory, pataphysics and whatever word gumbo i can generate on the spot.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)
# hahaha.
epiplectic.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:30, archived)
# the video for the epipleptic bicycle sucked, so here's:
snip snip instead.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:30, archived)
# That's sick.
Hahahaha, perfect.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)
# HellFuck:
The Fuck From Hell.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:36, archived)
# No, it's just good marketing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)