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# I have a bruise about the size of a tennis ball on my knee.
I'm hoping it'll develop into some interesting colours for me to scare people with.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
it's like the dawn of the dead in here - I'm staying away from you lot in case what you have is contractable
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I have the remains of a burn on my stomach as well.
If you're going to cook in your pants and are using a pan that's come out of the oven, be fucking careful.
As an added bonus, I headbutted the extractor hood as I recoiled.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# you are no longer allowed to cook without adult supervision
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# My girlfriend was there,
but her laughing didn't really help.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I meant so that someone could record it and
put it on youtube... because I'm THAT funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I fell down and grazed my knee last week
it's still a bit pink.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# See a doctor, you maniac.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'm going to have to wrap you all up in
bubble wrap and make you wear crash helmets in the super market... you're all too fragile!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# cor!
I normally have to pay 'professional' ladies for that kind of treatment...

(does anyone actually say 'Cor!' outside of the pages of The Beano?)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hurrah for you!
It's the most apt expression to use when confronted with a mountain of mashed potato with sausages poked in it, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)