
they use men's chicken legs for tights commercials and adverts sometimes as people see them as more attractive than a proper pair of lady legs, sometimes.
Me, I'd rather see a curvier leg. Something that implies a bit of hip.
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Me, I'd rather see a curvier leg. Something that implies a bit of hip.

is that really true? I see a whole new career opening up before me and my absurdly long chicken legs....
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or on the packets or something. I could go off on one here about how modern society's been conditioned into deeming thinner and thinner women attractive until the only legs left to sell tights are stick thin, curveless male ones, but then who cares? Speaking as a rotund individual, I couldn't give a shit what society thinks of the junk in my trunk. If a man doesn't like it, he can find a lesser woman.
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And does anybody *really* think these skinnies look good? Personally my taste is similary to Robert Crumb's.
/married to a hockey player blog
EDIT: 'similary'??
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/married to a hockey player blog
EDIT: 'similary'??

because chunky, busty Jewish girls are definitely FTW.
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I'm going to have more lemon and honey when I get home, with cayenne.
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I'm fucking wonderful... and I'm only pulling your plonker. Add cinnamon and nutmeg to the honey before you add the lemon juice (make sure you stir them in first to make a runny paste).
Also -- if your back/neck are still hurting next week I'm going to shout at you until you go and see a medical professional.
You have been warned.
That is
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Also -- if your back/neck are still hurting next week I'm going to shout at you until you go and see a medical professional.
You have been warned.
That is

My back's been a pile of fail since mid-last week. Slept on the floor a for a couple of nights to try and help a little. Turns out it's really hard to sleep like that.
*offers back rub*
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*offers back rub*

couldn't walk for 3 weeks cos them little bastards at L4 & L5 decided to gang up on me and slip out of line, nicely jamming my sciatic nerve in the process.
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I'm hoping it'll develop into some interesting colours for me to scare people with.
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it's like the dawn of the dead in here - I'm staying away from you lot in case what you have is contractable
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If you're going to cook in your pants and are using a pan that's come out of the oven, be fucking careful.
As an added bonus, I headbutted the extractor hood as I recoiled.
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As an added bonus, I headbutted the extractor hood as I recoiled.

put it on youtube... because I'm THAT funny!
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it's still a bit pink.
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bubble wrap and make you wear crash helmets in the super market... you're all too fragile!
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I normally have to pay 'professional' ladies for that kind of treatment...
(does anyone actually say 'Cor!' outside of the pages of The Beano?)
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(does anyone actually say 'Cor!' outside of the pages of The Beano?)

It's the most apt expression to use when confronted with a mountain of mashed potato with sausages poked in it, I find.
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collect your prize at the top of this ladder.
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I have Crumb's nerdiness, physique, and female-form-preference...
...but sadly not his talent. :(
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...but sadly not his talent. :(


Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and kneel over the loo for a bit until I feel better.
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My neck ache is getting much less these days, it'll be just a couple more days I think. Just hang in there.

so thats another career opportunity fucked then.
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Kenneth Williams on top.
Now THAT'S a proper porno!
I mean, now THAT'S what you've just described.
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Now THAT'S a proper porno!
I mean, now THAT'S what you've just described.

BOTTOMS FTW... actually - also hips... and sexy ankles... and clever women who don't know how beautiful they are \o/
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I find I have more chance with women who don't know how beautiful they are. They're neurotic wonders.
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bottoms.
edit: how embarrassing. It was meant to say breasts greater than, but I guess it was seen as html.
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edit: how embarrassing. It was meant to say breasts greater than, but I guess it was seen as html.

and, as expressed above, are clever and interesting and are interested in having me chase them around naked.
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but seem unfussed about the size of them. Hooray.
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get to the important stuff (also - I've noticed wimmins who are too hung up on the size of their bits tend to bore me).
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and give her the time of her life...
was that the ENTIRE Persian Army, or just two eager and attentive blokes?
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was that the ENTIRE Persian Army, or just two eager and attentive blokes?

use > to get >
as in: breasts > bottoms
/boring HTML twat blog
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as in: breasts > bottoms
/boring HTML twat blog

You learn something new everyday. And then forget it the next day.
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when you just have sex with yourself.
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