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# Full of smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# YES! Jump over the smell! Win fabulous french prizes, including burning brie and/or camemberts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Jump towards the hairy ladies we have laid out for your amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Many French ladies I have met have been pure sex
... although not all of them, I admit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# The last few I met (in France)
were working for Disneyland. They were extraordinarily rude about myself and my partner, because they arrogantly thought that we couldn't possibly speak French. I can, although now to a lesser degree than I could then.

Everywhere that we went in those three days we were insulted, made to feel like shit and in one case, totally fucking ignored.

The thing is, I'd been saying to the ex before we went that French people weren't bad, and we'd have a lovely time. How fucking wrong I was.

Edit: and the hole in the ground toilets. For fuck sake. EVOLVE, FROGCUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Maybe if you SHOUTED IN FRENCH THEY WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED SO MUCH!
And also if you had had a moustache....
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I found it's generally Parisians that do that

with the usual exceptions, naturally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)