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# A shot from Franceland
Probably won't be of any interest, and provoke responses of 'RPT is shit ROFL'. But tough. I quite lik this picture, it has been shopped, as I couldn't find 5 people the same.

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(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Cool.

Next time, he should jump over a truck. A french truck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ...full of burning sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Good thinking.

Burning french sheep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *fetches mint sauce*
*roasts potatoes*
Can anyone make gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
#
fetches Feltches
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# None of your business.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I've seen pictures of it done over Landies and stuff
But I couldn't fit one in my backpack. The camera took up too much room.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Full of smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# YES! Jump over the smell! Win fabulous french prizes, including burning brie and/or camemberts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Jump towards the hairy ladies we have laid out for your amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Many French ladies I have met have been pure sex
... although not all of them, I admit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# The last few I met (in France)
were working for Disneyland. They were extraordinarily rude about myself and my partner, because they arrogantly thought that we couldn't possibly speak French. I can, although now to a lesser degree than I could then.

Everywhere that we went in those three days we were insulted, made to feel like shit and in one case, totally fucking ignored.

The thing is, I'd been saying to the ex before we went that French people weren't bad, and we'd have a lovely time. How fucking wrong I was.

Edit: and the hole in the ground toilets. For fuck sake. EVOLVE, FROGCUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Maybe if you SHOUTED IN FRENCH THEY WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED SO MUCH!
And also if you had had a moustache....
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I found it's generally Parisians that do that

with the usual exceptions, naturally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# OI LOIKES THAR AYH DOOH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# You gots issues :D
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooh i like that
where in Franceland? Morzine way?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Pre La Joux, or the Chatel Bikepark.
We were staying in Morzine, but headed across Chatel and Swissland way a few times.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# this is shopped
no baguette, no onion, no beret, no hor-he-hor-he-hor

not real
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha, the last bit made me office lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Nicely done!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# nice pic
also, nice angry defensiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# RPT is shit ROFL!!!11!
:D

I really like it, amazing scenery

I always used to like RPS, was quite laid back
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# If there's something a b3tan's good at
it's stamping their little feet and proclaiming something totally inoffensive to be 'shit and gay and fuck off' or something along those lines.

One day there'll be no pictures, no talking and no looking at the site.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# NO PREDICTING THE FUTURE
*storms off in a huff*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# :D
But we are allowed heavy petting, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# As if we could stop that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *furtles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# furtling is shit and gay
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I like that picture.
ahellovalot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# im interested , the famous chatel road gap


this is me in 2006
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Woah.
You can fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Yeah, I'm a complete pussy
So I used the "I gots a camera" excuse to avoid doing it.

Did do some of the big drops up on Cha Nada though.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# no
went out early july last year and it rained non stop , so didnt veture very far , did'nt go this year

might get over there next year
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)