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Our Ted it has to be said
produces proof beyond us
rain, shine or gale force nine
his frames remain intact
helicopters in my garden
bringing wind, i beg your pardon
double glazing is amazing
don't you all agree?

No fears they'll last you for years
our statistics prove it
and you'll pose when everyone knows
it's you who sets the pace
On the cold and frosty mornings
scoff and howl at yultide warnings
insulation for the nation
that's the one for me

No draft cos that would be daft
a feather acknowledges Newton
and a ball and chain let loose on the pain
can only smash your nerves
In the hibernating season
pick the best it stands to reason
no complaing when it's raining
thanks to Mr Moult.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# heheh - nice
My Dad was a Master Salesman for Everest in the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Is that Half Man Half... looks at sig
FUCK ME, IT'S FRED TITMUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ahem
Fuckin' 'ell it's Fred Titmus!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I'm sure that's what I typed.
Fucking internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# get CSI:Ambleside if you haven't already done.
Lord Hereford's Knob is a top song.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Stevie Nicks books about kleptomania!
Hahahahaha!
Listening to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)