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[challenge entry] I defy any mouse to resist this...

Cheeky pea for compo...

From the Design A New Mousetrap challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# ted moult?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yeah. She's a journalist who we should all hate for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
Our Ted it has to be said
produces proof beyond us
rain, shine or gale force nine
his frames remain intact
helicopters in my garden
bringing wind, i beg your pardon
double glazing is amazing
don't you all agree?

No fears they'll last you for years
our statistics prove it
and you'll pose when everyone knows
it's you who sets the pace
On the cold and frosty mornings
scoff and howl at yultide warnings
insulation for the nation
that's the one for me

No draft cos that would be daft
a feather acknowledges Newton
and a ball and chain let loose on the pain
can only smash your nerves
In the hibernating season
pick the best it stands to reason
no complaing when it's raining
thanks to Mr Moult.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# heheh - nice
My Dad was a Master Salesman for Everest in the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Is that Half Man Half... looks at sig
FUCK ME, IT'S FRED TITMUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ahem
Fuckin' 'ell it's Fred Titmus!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I'm sure that's what I typed.
Fucking internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# get CSI:Ambleside if you haven't already done.
Lord Hereford's Knob is a top song.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Stevie Nicks books about kleptomania!
Hahahahaha!
Listening to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# silly brian
cheese goes in mouth, not out of!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I can do a brilliant impression of Brian Blessed
Shame the internet doesn't do sound yet.

Maybe in a few years...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Blessed Brian!
Lovely stuff...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ace. A revolvo-pope.
Like one of those fucked up weather houses your Granny used to have (seventies-era grannies only)

Kwviet on ze wezer front

or

RAINING
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# haha! yes!
My nan had one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Woo Pope Brian!
Now he WOULD make a cracking Pope. He should open the 2012 Olympics on his own, yes on his own!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i see your blessed
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i'm off to get some white letraset to put that on my laptop keyboard!
woo!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What's the cheesemakers' font...?
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hi Moley...
...it's called 'Snell Roundhand', I've just tried to get it you for nowt of the tinternet, but it would seem you have to buy it. I'll try and email it you if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)