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# I'm sorry, but
Shoefingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Shoefingers? is the new RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# "RIS"?
You speak in tongues.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# If only she spoke hovitos!
spoke hovitos! had some doritos
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You mean...
Ris! I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# RIS? means I don't get it.
The birth of RIS?: www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# no it isn't.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# No, Biple was the new RIS.
Shoefingers is just the new biple.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Where does 'Oh Vienna' fit into this?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# up yer arse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You know what, you're right.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# take your time,
enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# That was just mediocre trying to muscle in.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# shoe
fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# In which case I will do my terrible joke of the day I just thought up:

Why couldn't the blogger go on holiday?
Because he had an RSS to feed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# spang.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Pfft!
My terrible joke I made up is this:

Why does Chell walk bent over?
Because of her Weighted Companion Pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I'm presuming that's the woman from portal then.
Surely that wouldn't work though unless your pubes are on your upper torso, logically it would make you kind of walk half squated like you had rickets.

Or alternatively the early 90s Keanu Reeves version 'No Weighted Companion Cubes'
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Waaa, you ruined my joke.
Waaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Next time you should try:
Why does Chell walk bent over?
Because she is suffering from back related stress due to poor bra support.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# The joke is doomed from the start
because she doesn't actually walk bent over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That's because she hasn't met me yet.
*lewd eyebrows*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)